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Q-Bear: "Assanova, I requested to be your friend on Facebook..."

Me: "I know."

Q-Bear: "So you rejected me?"

Me: "I'll add you when I feel like adding you."

Q-Bear: "Jerk! Cornfed and I were looking at your pictures, and I won't lie, you're fucking hot!"

She goes for my face again. I back away. The idiot guys bring up sex again. I look at Cornfed, lower my tone of voice, remain relaxed...

Me: "Where's the craziest place you've ever had sex? I bet I've got you beat."

Cornfed: "On my grandma's floor."

Me" That's it? I've had sex ten feet away from a girl's parents, I've had sex on railroad tracks, and I've had sex in the snow."

Cornfed: "Really? I've always wanted to have sex in a public place, but all of the guys have bitched out on me. They're pussies. I found this area on Mirror Lake where I wanna have sex."

I pause...

Me: "Then it'll happen."

Cornfed: "What do you mean?"

Me: "I said it'll happen."

Cornfed: "When?"

Me: "Tonight."

Cornfed: "With who!?"

I glare at her. Smile. Slowly avert my eyes.

Her and Q-Bear start dancing on the table. Of course I'm not looking at them, ignore them. They see that they don't have my attention, and start dancing on me. I keep my poise, and don't react...

Cornfed: "The Mirror Lake thing, with who? Seriously."

I stare at her...