Free Online Dating Advetures

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  1. https://viewer.joomag.com/women-communication-women/0756875001636543402?short&
  2. https://okcupid.clubeo.com/actualite/2021/11/10/the-most-important-thing-about-sex.html
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  5. https://okcupid.clubeo.com/actualite/2021/11/10/miserable-pick-up-artists.html
  6. https://gitter.im/matchmakerinc/community
  7. https://ls-pool.brandenburg.de/en/wiki/-/wiki/Main/A+Position+of+Power
  8. https://ls-pool.brandenburg.de/en/wiki/-/wiki/Main/Discussions+On+Vietnam+Women
  9. https://eternagame.org/players/292481
  10. https://eternagame.org/players/292483
  11. https://myworldgo.com/blog/24675/real-players-versus-pretend-players-or-pua-s
  12. https://comicvine.gamespot.com/profile/brides/about-me/
  13. https://seahorse.com/users/brides/
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  15. Fat Chick: "I'm what!?"
  16.  
  17. Her friend: "Did you just call her fat?"
  18.  
  19. Me: "P-H-A-T."
  20.  
  21. Fat Chick: "He just called me fat!"
  22.  
  23. Zenfox and I: "Hahahahahaha!"
  24.  
  25. Zenfox: "We're terrible."
  26.  
  27. Zenfox's chick chimes in...
  28.  
  29. Chick: "No, Misha's jacket is terrible."
  30.  
  31. WOAH! Misha, she's bombing on your Dolce jacket!
  32.  
  33. A little lesson for you guys, if you're buying high-end clothing, don't buy the shit with logos and names everywhere. It seems like you're trying too hard to impress.
  34.  
  35. Time to stop fucking around. I see a tall blonde standing with two chumps. I bet they're beating around the bush. Guess I gotta show 'em how it feels to have balls inbetween their legs. I cut right in...
  36.  
  37. Me: "Time out. Excuse me for a second."
  38.  
  39. The two guys look at me as I move them to the side to get to the girl...
  40.  
  41. Me: "You're attractive. What's your name?"
  42.  
  43. She tells me her name, direct eye contact with her...
  44.  
  45. Me: "Oh, am I interrupting your conversation?"
  46.  
  47. She grabs my hand...
  48.  
  49. Blonde: "No."
  50.  
  51. And immediately, the sexual tension starts building up. The eye contact. The skin contact. The lip contact.
  52.  
  53. Her friends are now surrounding me. I'm taking my time getting to know each one of them. The sex isn't what I'm necessarily looking for. It's the connection. Compatibility...
  54.  
  55. Me: "Hi. How are you?"
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