The Sex Lips Saga

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  18. Q-Bear: "Assanova, I requested to be your friend on Facebook..."
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  20. Me: "I know."
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  22. Q-Bear: "So you rejected me?"
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  24. Me: "I'll add you when I feel like adding you."
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  26. Q-Bear: "Jerk! Cornfed and I were looking at your pictures, and I won't lie, you're fucking hot!"
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  28. She goes for my face again. I back away. The idiot guys bring up sex again. I look at Cornfed, lower my tone of voice, remain relaxed...
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  30. Me: "Where's the craziest place you've ever had sex? I bet I've got you beat."
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  32. Cornfed: "On my grandma's floor."
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  34. Me" That's it? I've had sex ten feet away from a girl's parents, I've had sex on railroad tracks, and I've had sex in the snow."
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  36. Cornfed: "Really? I've always wanted to have sex in a public place, but all of the guys have bitched out on me. They're pussies. I found this area on Mirror Lake where I wanna have sex."
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  38. I pause...
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  40. Me: "Then it'll happen."
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  42. Cornfed: "What do you mean?"
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  44. Me: "I said it'll happen."
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  46. Cornfed: "When?"
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  48. Me: "Tonight."
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  50. Cornfed: "With who!?"
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  52. I glare at her. Smile. Slowly avert my eyes.
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  54. Her and Q-Bear start dancing on the table. Of course I'm not looking at them, ignore them. They see that they don't have my attention, and start dancing on me. I keep my poise, and don't react...
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  56. Cornfed: "The Mirror Lake thing, with who? Seriously."
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  58. I stare at her...
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