The dark side of dating

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  34. I throw on her tight yellow jacket, and pose for my money shot that those two girls will undoubtedly take home and hang on their wall for all to adore.
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  36. Three hot girls are trying to get Tallboy to take their picture. I tell him not to do it. They ask again...
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  38. Me: "Fuck off!"
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  40. Dumb Sluts: "Take our picture! Please!"
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  42. Me: "Tallboy, those girls would never give you the time of day if they didn't want something from you. They're just going to ignore you as soon as you take that picture."
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  44. Tallboy: "..."
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  46. Me: "I see those dumb sluts blow off guys all of the time."
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  48. Me: I pull Tallboy away "Take a walk, find some other idiot to do it. That's right, go away!"
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  50. Dumb Sluts: "Your friend's a dick, you shouldn't hang around him!"
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  52. Tallboy: "That's the EXACT reason why I hang around him!"
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  54. Me: I give them the finger.
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  56. Tallboy and I: high five for pissing off the dumb sluts.
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  58. We round up the boys and head to Raisin Canes. Closed. What the fuck is this shit!?? My clock says 2:15AM, and they are suppose to close at 3. I knock on the door. I am black, and I want my fucking chicken. I accept that they're closed, and stand outside trying to figure out where to go next. Here comes the asshole cop that I'll refer to as Donkey Shit...
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  60. Donkey Shit: "What fucking time is it!?!!"
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  62. Me: "2:15, this place is suppose to be open until 3."
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  64. Donkey Shit: "Well, the clocks were set back an hour weren't they!?"
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  66. Me: "Yeah, and that's why I'm here."
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