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- I throw on her tight yellow jacket, and pose for my money shot that those two girls will undoubtedly take home and hang on their wall for all to adore.
- Three hot girls are trying to get Tallboy to take their picture. I tell him not to do it. They ask again...
- Me: "Fuck off!"
- Dumb Sluts: "Take our picture! Please!"
- Me: "Tallboy, those girls would never give you the time of day if they didn't want something from you. They're just going to ignore you as soon as you take that picture."
- Tallboy: "..."
- Me: "I see those dumb sluts blow off guys all of the time."
- Me: I pull Tallboy away "Take a walk, find some other idiot to do it. That's right, go away!"
- Dumb Sluts: "Your friend's a dick, you shouldn't hang around him!"
- Tallboy: "That's the EXACT reason why I hang around him!"
- Me: I give them the finger.
- Tallboy and I: high five for pissing off the dumb sluts.
- We round up the boys and head to Raisin Canes. Closed. What the fuck is this shit!?? My clock says 2:15AM, and they are suppose to close at 3. I knock on the door. I am black, and I want my fucking chicken. I accept that they're closed, and stand outside trying to figure out where to go next. Here comes the asshole cop that I'll refer to as Donkey Shit...
- Donkey Shit: "What fucking time is it!?!!"
- Me: "2:15, this place is suppose to be open until 3."
- Donkey Shit: "Well, the clocks were set back an hour weren't they!?"
- Me: "Yeah, and that's why I'm here."